Celestial Hole-in-one Hunter T-Shirts

Golfing Bishop.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

Golfers lost on the road

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

'You've lost it Dad - It's gone into that little hole with the flag in it.'

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'You're away, Doc!'

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

At the golf detox clinic.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Angel Golf

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

"Reach for the stars! Are you Sirius?"

"Nice putt."

'Drat, another hole-in-one. Pity really - I was looking forward to some putting practice.'

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"Yes, that's right Mr. Harris. It was definitely another hole in one."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'And your job is?' - 'Putting the holes in the donuts.'

"I started out as an astronomer, but the stars made me feel insignificant."

Slippery hand golfer

God plays golf

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

"That putt, was a bit too hard!"

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'