Celestial Shooter T-Shirts

'I understand he was quite a basketball player in his day.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

God creating the galaxy.

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

You are everywhere.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

Johannes Kepler

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

My dinner with Andromeda

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Give Way To Cyclists

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'

'He seems nice.'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"