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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

One day, an astromer discovered that Orion's belt is actually unbuckled.

'What's that doing here?... I thought this was heaven!'

'I'm going to take a shower - No peeking, now.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Not now, Oliver."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Pole Star

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Newton's cradle

Cosmonaughty

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Golly, is it that time already?'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Eucharist

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."