Celestial Skater T-Shirts

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

An amplified harp

God creating the galaxy.

Give Way To Cyclists

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Angel Golf

God changes the channel with his remote.

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

Angel Basketball

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Angel using his hal to play golf.

Bassoonist cherub.

God plays golf

Jehovah's Fitness

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

Heavenly Tennis.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

God/Saint Watching Football.

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

Alpha Centuri crushes earth in straight sets.

'Homer!'

The truth about crop circles

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'

"I like to keep up on my jogging. I'm still doing twenty clouds a day."

The God's football

Angel playing disk golf with his halo