Monastic Skater T-Shirts

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

Lemniskate

At the 2021 Religious Games

Freestyling.

Peacock on skateboard

'Now close your eyes and visualize our upcoming softball game against the elm street zen center and kicking their sorry behinds.'

Skater dude.

Double bass skating

'So what did you do with a problem like Maria?'

Monk Crossword

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"This year I'm really gonna get organized."

"You've got a vow of silence? How interesting! Tell me all about that!"

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"Ever worked out how much we have saved over the years by not having to buy trousers?"

"Only when you master the Carry Forward Dedcution Defence will it be time for you to go."

E = MC2

"That's it . . . looking good . . . and . . . after this . . . we're . . . going to . . . be working . . . on those . . . wing muscles."

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Yes, I know it's only been three hours - I'm a fast faster!

'Hey, want to join the lab Extreme Skateboarding team?'

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

"All right, guys - Meditate till you feel the burn!"

'I'm sorry, Peter, but you look different without your skateboard!'

'He doesn't know how to dance so she leads.'

'Are you 'G-Dog,' or am I?'

"Dr Wilkins woudl ge to any lengths to develop a rapport with his younger patients.."

Moses on skateboard at the Red Sea

Non Alcoholic Wine - Small Jug.

Merry Christmas skater.

Peace, Love, Care.

Holy Cricket

'Careful, it could be a trappist.'