Science Skater T-Shirts

'Hey, want to join the lab Extreme Skateboarding team?'

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Lemniskate

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Mutation D614G

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"I trust him - he has a science background."

It's all gravy.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Trawling for Fish.

Innovate or die.

The Hockey Puckey

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Thin Ice

'The mysteries of hyena laughter deciphered.'

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Skateboard Olympics.

Wishing Well

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.