Scientific Skater T-Shirts

E = MC2

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Lemniskate

Ice skater

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Panettone

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"I go that extra mile!"

Ice Skater

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"Rockefeller Center."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Mutation D614G

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Snow is falling...

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

It's all gravy.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Kids with skates waiting for the ice to grow.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Trawling for Fish.

Innovate or die.

The Hockey Puckey

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Zenboni

Slalom