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Mutation D614G

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

twist building

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

The Cartoonist's armoury

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

The Cartoonists

'And we're just a stone's throw from the beach.'

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Hockey Goal

With my home genetic engineering kit, I've created massive, politically active vegetables. From the left, a giant carrot. From the right, big broccoli. It was an accident, but something feels right. Introducing Meet the Produce. Next topic: Trump. Losing. Winning.

'I failed science.'

Turtle paints nude turtle (outside shell).

Artist Satying in the Country

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I'll now show the doodles form the last committee meeting."

Considerate Criticism.

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

Candy Art Study

"You bought an airbrush?"

"The lab boys figured out how to change lead into gold. Now your job is to corner the lead market."

'I think that's what's called a mackerel sky.'

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

Keep the window closed and don't hang out your elbow. . . At least when you're flying a space shuttle and it's -270 degrees outside.

'He's good, but he's no Monet.'

'We need to practice clothes if you don't mind keeping them on.'

Downturn in Profits Ends in Noose.