Meditative Skater T-Shirts

Punk monk.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Lemniskate

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

Trawling for Fish.

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

It's all gravy.

'Have you been working out?'

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Innovate or die.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Freestyling.

Thin Ice

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Skateboard Olympics.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Triple Sock Cow

Double bass skating

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.