Meditative Skater Gifts

Punk monk.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Ice skater

Lemniskate

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

Trawling for Fish.

It's all gravy.

'Have you been working out?'

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Innovate or die.

Freestyling.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Thin Ice

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Things move fast round here! Including the new processor!

Double bass skating

Triple Sock Cow

Skateboard Olympics.

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

Ice skating

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."