Meditative Sports Lover Gifts

Football Meditation

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Zenemies.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Uptight End"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Have you been working out?'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Working from OM.

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

Nervous Buddha

Fitness Guru

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'My name is John and I haven't had a think for 36 days.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Goopta believes in a businesslike approach to enlightenment.'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'Hey, that's for MY inner peace, go get your own!'

'Embrace nonviolence!', 'I don't see how THAT'S going to help.'

'I will need to watch the replay.'