Meditative Sports Lover Prints

Football Meditation

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Zenemies.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Uptight End"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Have you been working out?'

'The trouble is, once you've attained enlightenment, it's all downhill.'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Working from OM.

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

Fitness Guru

'I've overcome my fears of personal mortality and the indifference of the Universe, but I'm still a little worried about those skip-tracers.'

Nervous Buddha

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Goopta believes in a businesslike approach to enlightenment.'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

'Hey, that's for MY inner peace, go get your own!'

'Embrace nonviolence!', 'I don't see how THAT'S going to help.'

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

'I will need to watch the replay.'

"My mind is especially empty today."