Metaphysical Sports Fan Gifts

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Trojan Hurdler.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'We need more points in the paint.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Angel Golf

'I will need to watch the replay.'

"You need glasses, dear."

Football of the Gods...

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Giving the elbow.

'That was an OK presentation, Parker. But you didn't hit it out of the park.'

Golf Sale

Golfers' Heaven

'I told you not to argue with the ref, Dewey.'

Field of Dreams. Catcher in the Rye.

'Heulluva Mark.'

"The doctor said my cholesterol is a par, and my blood pressure is a birdie. I don't golf, so I still don't know if I'm healthy."

'Your Serve.'