Philosophical Sports Fan Gifts

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

What else is there to wish for?

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Trojan Hurdler.

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

The Great Leap Forward

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.