Philosophical Sports Fan Pillows

"Yin and Yankee fan"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

What else is there to wish for?

Now showing, at a University near you...

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"You call this a constitution?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Trojan Hurdler.

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!