Ethical Sports Fan Gifts

New bribery allegations in cricket.

Do Not Feed the Ballplayers Steroids...

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

Hall of Fame

Match-fixing (cricket)

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Others will fight for you

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Spring Training

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Raheem Sterling

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"