Ethical Sports Enthusiast Gifts

World Cup. Half Empty.

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Saving a Heart

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"How should we divide the teams?"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

A day at the transgenic races