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"He's an old school angel."

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Golfing with God.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'You're too aggressive.'

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

My dinner with Andromeda

'Whoops!'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm your sun!"

"I suppose we could call it the doughnut asteroid..."

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'He seems nice.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

And on the Seventh Day...

Budget Astronomy