Space Warrior Fan T-Shirts

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Star Wars Audience

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Luke Sleepwalker...

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Astronaut Selfie.

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Darth Vader at the hair salon

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

James Earl Jones

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Geriatric Darth Vader

Serious business

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

Boss, I've come down with something. I need the day off. That "something" wouldn't be Star Wars tickets, would it? "Star Wars"? What's "Star Wars"? I'm really sick. Cough. Cough. Oh

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"Made me shit my pants you have."

I don't get why ladies find you so charming, and me so boring. Simple projection. Believe she finds you charming because you're wittier and more mysterious than she is. She'll sense you're a challenge. Suddenly she'll make anything you say conform to that assumption. So I just Jedi mind-trick them? Maybe not ANYthing.

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Corn Aliens

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."