Star Wars Fan T-Shirts

"Be or be not. Question that is, hmmm?"

"After his success in the film industry, Chewbacca tried his luck on broadway but failed because of the language barrier."

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Luke Sleepwalker...

Gracie, you were right the basic components of carbonite is flour, peanuts and roast potatoes!

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Your new band is called Screaming Asterisk? Where'd you come up with that?"

"Made me shit my pants you have."

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"Luke, use the fork!"

Max von Sydow

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We've made great progress!"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

Superheroes take a selfie

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Best before 65 million BC.