Star Wars Aficionados T-Shirts

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Star Wars Audience

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Why Superman flies himself

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

Luke Sleepwalker...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Swamp gas

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Take me to your leader. . .

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'