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Jar Jar Binx in a jar.

Contemporary Nostalgia

The Pink Bantha

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

Darth Vader looks forward to the weekend

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"We've made great progress!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

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"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Walt Disney on ice."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

A day at the transgenic races

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

The star hunters