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'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"Forgive me, Eddie, if I'm unable to contain the occasional squeal of anticipatory glee over the new 'Star Wars' movie."

Harrison Ford

Darth Veeper: Pence finally wearing his mask

James Earl Jones

You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind what you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the caf

Rudy, I'm confused about Star Wars. What's up? I thought Anakin Skywalker was supposed to be good. But then he turned into Darth Vader. Do people who start out good turn evil? It's complicated. I'm afraid the dark side made me pull Sally Johnson's pigtails. Curse you, George Lucas.

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"...And when you turn eighteen, you go over to the dark side, like Mom and Dad."

Teenage Yoda

"The R2-D2 swears all the time. They beep out every word he says."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

The Family Joules: Part 16

The Family Joules: Part 21

The Pink Bantha

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'