Star Wars Fanatic Gifts

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

"Forgive me, Eddie, if I'm unable to contain the occasional squeal of anticipatory glee over the new 'Star Wars' movie."

Darth Veeper: Pence finally wearing his mask

James Earl Jones

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Teenage Yoda

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

Star Wars Audience

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"