Star Wars Enthusiast Gifts

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

"Use the force!"

'It happened this morning when I found a light saber pen in a box of cereal.'

Drumming Darth

C3EO

Obi Wan Kenobi uses the Force at the doctor's office.

"Just one last crossing to make..."

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

Dad playing with Star Wars toys.

"But Nonno made them specially for you, princess."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

International Women's Day

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"He was a very good boy."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You left this on our ship."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The Amazing Man-Spider

Ascent of Machine.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Head over Hooves