Star Wars Aficionados Gifts

St Luke's Calling: 'Luuuuke, I am your father...'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

The Pink Bantha

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Star Wars Audience

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Why Superman flies himself

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

Swamp gas

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Take me to your leader. . .

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

Luke Sleepwalker...

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'