Star Wars Devotees Gifts

Freelance Yoda

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

The Pink Bantha

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Dancing with the Star Wars

The Family Joules: Part 6

Star Wars Audience

Why Superman flies himself

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Time Machine Collision.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Luke Sleepwalker...

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Jar wars

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Star Wars convention...

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Barack Skywalker