Star Wars Enthusiasts Gifts

death star bowling

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Teenagers!'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Einsteiners.'

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Apple Pie Abduction