Star Wars Enthusiasts Pillows

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"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ascent of Machine.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."