Star Wars Aficionado Pillows

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"These are Fzjhyg's sales figures for the month? I can run crop circles round him."

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