Star Wars Superfan Gifts

What can I get you? An explanation about why Disney can't do what we all want the to do … and have the folks who made Rogue One go back and remake the super-lame Star Wars prequel trilogy. Would you like the inaccurate explanation or the accurate one? Inaccurate would be lovely, please. It's too soon to remake "Phantom Menace." Plus it'd be confusing. Besides, the prequels were good enough. What're you talking about? It's been 18 years since "Phantom Menace." And movies get rebooted all the time

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Star Wars convention...

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

The Pink Bantha

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Dancing with the Star Wars

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

Stonehenge Explained

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Star Wars Audience

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

"I came as soon as I got the message!"

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Fearless Frog Part 12