Star Wars Fan Mugs

"Be or be not. Question that is, hmmm?"

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

"After his success in the film industry, Chewbacca tried his luck on broadway but failed because of the language barrier."

"You've really let yourself go since you retired."

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Luke Sleepwalker...

Sars Wars

Gracie, you were right the basic components of carbonite is flour, peanuts and roast potatoes!

Darth Brooks

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Your new band is called Screaming Asterisk? Where'd you come up with that?"

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

I witnessed something I can never unsee. What happened, little buddy? Some guy walking out of the "Star Wars" premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show. A bunch of fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him. I don't think I can ever unsee five Ewoks and a slave Leia beating a Wookie senseless with plastic light sabers. The Wookie had it coming.

"Made me shit my pants you have."

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

"Luke, use the fork!"

Max von Sydow

From Pure Evil to Pure Lover

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"We've made great progress!"

"Meet the author"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

The Missing Sock Returns

'Einsteiners.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."