Space Warrior Fan Mugs

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Dancing with the Star Wars

Star Wars Audience

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Luke Sleepwalker...

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Darth Vader at the hair salon

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Astronaut Selfie.

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

James Earl Jones

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

Serious business

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

'Razed any good cities lately?'

"Made me shit my pants you have."

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

Corn Aliens

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'