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Roy Rogers of other planets

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Astronaut Selfie.

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Serious business

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

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