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In concert with Garth Vader

'We also have gravity boots in faux cow hide.'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

Evolution.

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Travellin' through?"

Elevator/Open Range

"That computer has a second virus protection software. . . it's my mom."

'Ok, one of y'all has x-ray vision! Which one? Tell me!'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

Downtown Express Turned Stagecoach As Two Cowboys Ride On The Front

Cowboys playing guitar video games.

"You ain't gitting on this train until I git off first."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

"Ten-Gallon Hat in a One-Gallon Life."

Artistic Licence.

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Space Cow with Space Flies.

'They don't make 'em like they used to.'

"This parking space ain’t big enough for the two of us."

New York City Rodeo

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

He was notoriously quick on the draw

Roy Rogers of other planets

'Hold on, Ma, he's posting.'

Clamping

Susie...are we even on the right planet?

"If I'm vaporized, you two will be the obvious suspects."