Space Cowboy Fan Gifts

Roy Rogers of other planets

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

Astronaut Selfie.

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Serious business

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

'Don't just stand there! Take me to your leader!'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'