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Starship Trumpers

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Teenagers!'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Not now, Oliver."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Well, that one got away."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Flying sauces.

Dr. Roo.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."