Cozy Space Warrior T-Shirts

"You try feng shui in an apartment this size."

"We've made great progress!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Save Our Universe

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Cosmonaut

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Astronaut love

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they... market a roll of tape that's easy to start every time?!

"Take us to a cool, out-of-the-way leader real locals go to."

'I told you about the march solar flares before you went out, didn't I?'

Director: US Space Research.

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"We have a lot to be thankful for."

The Marie Kondo landfill

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

Bassoon musical instrument.

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

"Take me to David Bowie."

"You're not even dressed?"

Humans and aliens have landed on new planet at the same time.

'Ok, one of y'all has x-ray vision! Which one? Tell me!'

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

In concert with Garth Vader

Alien zaps the earth, which then punctures like a balloon.

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Bowling ball earth

"Scientists have discovered a new planet the size of ours, which may have an atmosphere, liquid water, and no firm policy on illegal aliens."