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'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"We're making progress."

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"