Cozy Space Strategist Pillows

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Saturn. No contest. A deadly, treacherous gas giant ringed by a gossamer halo of ice. It symbolizes both death and life. Both evil and good. It symbolizes existence itself."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"Working from my apartment doesn't bother me. It's basically the same size as my cubicle."

'I take playing footsie very seriously, Jane. You may have won the first two rounds, but let's make it three out of five.'

"We're making progress."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

"I'm in advertising. . ."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Timing is everything. I recommend that you act now before the authorities discover I've escaped."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

"I'd fire him in a minute, but the old man thinks we need his unique perspective around here."

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

'Are you sure this is the best strategy to find new customers?'