Space Scenario Strategist T-Shirts

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

Possible Merger Talks

"First, I storyboarded it."

'Mom's in the bedroom trying on scenarios.'

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Protecting batteries from the sun

Space force clocks.