Stellar Strategist T-Shirts

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"To save money, all you need to do is pack all those clothes into this suitcase. Be sure to leave room for my shoes."

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

"First, I storyboarded it."

Possible Merger Talks

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

Protecting batteries from the sun

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Space force clocks.

"I think you are meant to delegate"

"We did a worst-case scenario of that asteroid hitting our planet."