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Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"I don't like space."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

'Watch this space.'

At the space-time institute.

'Stop staring at my wife.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

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Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon