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"Is that it? Blood Moon! I'm somewhat disappointed!"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Swinging on a star.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Why bother?"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Marry me astronaut

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

The star hunters

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Imagination Navigation.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'Which one is named after me?'

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."