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'Stop staring at my wife.'

Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.

"Paul turn off your flashlight. There's a real interesting star cluster I'm trying to get a picture of."

Sadie, they just found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Swinging on a star.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Marry me astronaut

The star hunters

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

Black hole setting

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."