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'Stop staring at my wife.'

Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.

"Paul turn off your flashlight. There's a real interesting star cluster I'm trying to get a picture of."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Swinging on a star.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The star hunters

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Imagination Navigation.

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Lighthouse Beam.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."