Stargazing Strategist Mugs

Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Earth, Venus, Mars … Mercury … Um, Pluto? Charon? No, Pluto … or Eris? Ugh …

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"I don't like space."

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'Watch this space.'

'Stop staring at my wife.'

At the space-time institute.

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

"What is the speed of dark?"

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