Sci-fi Strategist T-Shirts

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

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'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Existential Risk

Tetris Rejects

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'You can't help but wonder what this will do to the market.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"There's a tell."

'That's not what is meant by a free kick.'

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'