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"I think you are meant to delegate"

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

Cyberwarfare

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'Let's take a minute to allow the bad karma of the old regime to lift.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"First, I storyboarded it."

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

Possible Merger Talks

'Of COURSE we appreciate having someone with your expertise in mergers and acquisitions, but offhand I can't think of another corporation that would match up with ours.'

"He'll be fine, he won't even notice we've been gone a fortnight."

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

" - This might work, but management will never approve it . . ."

Trojan Horse Threat.

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."