Supernatural Savvy T-Shirts

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Even more of what people say (and what they really mean)

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Route 666

Get on with it!

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'You can laugh all you want, but since I bought this 'GPS' system, I haven't beached myself once!'

Demonic Repossession.

Marley's Ghost

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Cat Seance

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

Amateur Palmist

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'