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'The mist is clearing.'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

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"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"It's just a tree."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Witch dice.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."